Anonymous asked: If you found someone's wallet and there was a fifty dollar bill inside, what would you do with it?
I would check for ID in the wallet—
If I don’t find any ID— I’d ask around the area to find out if anybody had lost a wallet or reported one missing—

If not—
FINDERS KEEPERS.
Anonymous asked: If I don't express it to you, how do you know that I want to make love?
I… I don’t even know who you are!;;
SINCE SANTA WON’T HUG OUT HIS ANGER AND JEALOUSY,
EVERYONE ELSE GETS A HUG!

-HUGS ALL AROUND-
nagisanijisaki-deactivated20120 asked: Come now, I promise I won't harm your body. All I want to do is use it to kill June and Santa......maybe a few other people.
U—Uh.…
I would like to keep my body to myself and my hands clean—
Thanks.
-cringe away from-
(( REMEMBER WHEN JUNE TOLD US POINTLESS CRAP IN 999.
OH WAIT. ALL THE TIME!))
Anonymous asked: If you had a lot of money, where would you go on vacation?

Anonymous asked: Who or what do you envy? Why?

Oh— what?
…
Well— I guess I envy a tomato because it saw the salad dressing.

